Well 'andsome, you’ve never felt so moisturised.
Softens Crusty Hands & Hearts
Developed by Stormy himself after an emotionally taxing lunch, this balm is packed with the restorative essence of traditional Cornish pastry - ideal for mending wind-chapped knuckles, weather-beaten elbows, and emotional outbursts.
Each tin is slow-kneaded under full sail and infused with the crumbly power of hand-held pastry logic. Apply liberally to callouses, curses, or family feuds. May also attract seagulls.
Softens on contact. Strengthens resolve. Smells faintly of determination and swede.
Well 'andsome, you’ve never felt so moisturised.
Softens Crusty Hands & Hearts
Developed by Stormy himself after an emotionally taxing lunch, this balm is packed with the restorative essence of traditional Cornish pastry - ideal for mending wind-chapped knuckles, weather-beaten elbows, and emotional outbursts.
Each tin is slow-kneaded under full sail and infused with the crumbly power of hand-held pastry logic. Apply liberally to callouses, curses, or family feuds. May also attract seagulls.
Softens on contact. Strengthens resolve. Smells faintly of determination and swede.