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Original lyrics by Greg Scott & Joe Weihi from Seattle
Hose me down, boys, hose me down
    Roll me o’er, boys, and watch me drown
    Let the whirlpool suck me down, boys
    Hose me down, boys, hose me down
Now there’s one thing makes me angry
    Never fails to raise me ire
    When I wake up in the morning
    And me hair’s been set afire, boys
Hose me down, boys, hose me down
    Roll me o’er, boys, and watch me drown
    Let the whirlpool suck me down, boys
    Hose me down, boys, hose me down, boys
Well, I thought I’d write a shanty
    But I’ve never been to sea
    But I’ve seen Moby Dick twelve times
    And that’s good enough for me, boys
Hose me down, boys, hose me down
    Roll me o’er, boys, and watch me drown
    Let the whirlpool suck me down, boys
    Hose me down, boys, hose me down, boys
Well, I think I saw a sailboat
    But I really couldn’t say
    ‘Cause I’ve never seen a sailboat
    And it was very far away, boys
Hose me down, boys, hose me down
    Roll me o’er, boys, and watch me drown
    Let the whirlpool suck me down, boys
    Hose me down, boys, hose me down, boys
Now I’m sailing on a sailboat
    With a captain good and true
    If you ask what kind of sailboat
    Well, I haven’t got a clue, boys
Hose me down, boys, hose me down
    Roll me o’er, boys, and watch me drown
    Let the whirlpool suck me down, boys
    Hose me down, boys, hose me down, boys
Now the ship is mighty crowded
    With a hundred men and me
    Who would live with a hundred sailors
    That is why I went to sea, boys
 
                        